A New Hand Tool

So I went to Adam and Eve about a month ago and bought a Fleshlight.  I had seen these on some of the porn sites I frequent, and decided there must be something to it since they get so much free advertising.  The Fleshlight site is very comprehensive, and gave me a good idea of what I wanted for my own personal artificial orifice.  The 'Crystal' clear one seemed to fit the bill.  While in a neighboring city, I slipped into an Adam and Eve and bought this strange new toy for myself.  Taking it out of the packaging and looking at it in the car, I couldn't believe the soft texture of the gel insert and the inviting labial opening - it actually looked and felt just like pussy.  Almost had to get down to business with it right there, but managed to wait until I got home.

I didn't feel like concealing the purchase from my wife.  She's not fucking me, so I figure she can deal with it.  I walked in and showed it to her, then told her I needed some "me time" up in the bedroom. I did ask her to come with for some playtime with my new toy - to use it give my dick it's inaugural plunge - but she didn't go for it.  I followed the instructions on the box and warmed it up in hot water, then got buck naked and started sexing-myself-up on the bed. 

To say the least, the feeling of this device is amazing.  It's warm, snug, and feels just like a vagina does before it goes through the trauma of squeezing out two kids.  I was blown away and really had to pace myself to make it last.  After all, I usually don't announce my masturbatory intentions and make the bedroom off limits, so I wanted to savor my private time.  This clear silicone and plastic gem has given me a whole new take on jerking off.   Loved it.

As it matter of fact, it gets me thinking about prostate stimulation....